Quirky Relationship Explorer Gifts

You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'You were right. It is nice to eat out for a change.'

'Uh, don't you think you're taking this baby talk a little too far?'

Hermy and Phil: Ventriloquist.

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I hate it when we fight."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

His and Hers Wedding

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."