Quirky Relationship Observer Gifts

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Unmanned drones.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

'We should talk more.'

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Pyramid Garden

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"You're grinding your teeth again."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'Meet my significant other.'

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"I love you." "I love you less."

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"I've been to all his weddings."

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'