"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"
Quirky Relationship Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a quirky relationship observer? Celebrate their unique perspective with cleverly designed products that bring laughter and warmth to their observations about love and life. Ideal for those who see the humor in romantic quirks, these gifts are sure to make them smile.
"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
"You don't whisper anymore."
STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'
My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.
What Guys Say and What They Mean,
"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"
"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"
'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'
Unmanned drones.
"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."
'We should talk more.'
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
'You disgust me; but I like it.'
Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."
'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'
Pyramid Garden
"You're grinding your teeth again."
"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."
"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"
'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'
'Meet my significant other.'
"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"
"I've been to all his weddings."
"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"
'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'
"Yes, dear. I see you."
Lefty Grange, Color commentator.
"I love you." "I love you less."
"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"
"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"
Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles
'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'
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Quirky Relationship Observer Mugs
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