Quirky Dating Scene Explorer Gifts

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Alligator Bars

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Spud dating.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You must be Olivia.'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'