Quirky Dating Scene Explorer T-Shirts

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

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"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Spud dating.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

"The catch of the day is me."