Quirky Relationship Collector Pillows

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Inflating Boobs.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Things are looking up!"