Relationship Explorer Pillows

"With you I have known peace, Lida, and now you say you're going crazy."

Personality testing...

'Gee, talk about body language!'

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

"That's the dating guru."

Safe sex.

"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."

'You're a woman and I'm a man. Who says opposites don't attract?'

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

'Is your marriage okay?' - 'I wouldn't know. We're not talking.'

"I love you, but not in that way."

"Was I snoring again?"

"I think our relationship is truly gender neutral."

"If only we had met when gas prices were lower."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'You're doing it again, Milton! You're taking my words and twisting them beyond all recognition!'

"I'll be answering for the both of us."

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

'You never let me drive!'

"I suppose you think this is boring!"

"I don't know what I'd do without you...but I'm willing to find out."

"Whatever happened to the word foreplay?"

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

You'd be surprises how inflexible he really is!

Polygamist

"I don't know what I ever saw in him. I was hoping a fresh set of eyes might see something I missed."

"You've changed."

Monica was concerned that Colin was over-dependant upon his mobile phone.

"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."

People Work Perfectly...We process all information through our senses...the meaning of communication is the response we get.

"I've finally learned to live with myself - you're next."