Quirky Romance Explorer Pillows

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Cosmonaut

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Astronaut love

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Storage Unit of Love

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Banana Smoothie

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!