Quirky Romance Pillows

'First, we'll try a placebo.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'It was love at first sight Mum: Who could resist such a handsome fellow ?'

'Armed robbers are sexy and exciting, but kleptomaniacs make the best providers.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

Graffitti.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"So, do you come here often?"

Face Mask Romance

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Banana Smoothie

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Storage Unit of Love