Quirky Romancers Pillows

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'He's maturing early.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Storage Unit of Love

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Consenting Adults.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Banana Smoothie

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos