Quirky Romance Fans Pillows

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"So, do you come here often?"

Consenting Adults.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'