'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'
Quirky Romancers Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the unique, playful spirit of a quirky romantic? Our collection blends humor, charm, and personality, making every gesture unforgettable. Perfect for lovers of all things unconventional, these gifts add a touch of wit and warmth to any romantic gesture.
Love at First Sight
Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".
Carbon Dating.
"I love you, you big fool."
'He's maturing early.'
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'
'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'
"I have such strong feelers for you."
Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!
It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!
'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"
Carbon Dating
Storage Unit of Love
Consenting Adults.
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
"So, do you come here often?"
"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."
"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"
Banana Smoothie
'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'
"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."
"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."
Happy Valentine's Day.
'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'
'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '
"You need a mint."
'I even love the way you snore!'
"Looks like someone got lucky."
"I find myself strangely attracted to you."
Quirky Romancers Gifts Collection
Quirky Romancers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for quirky romantics, filled with wit and charm that brighten any coffee break.
Quirky Romancers Pillows
Browse pillows that bring humor and personality into your loved ones’ living space, celebrating their quirky romantic side.
Quirky Romancers Prints
Check out our art prints that capture the fun and charm of quirky love, perfect for decorating the space of a creative romantic.
Quirky Romancers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the fun, individuality, and love of quirky romantics—perfect for expressing your unique romantic style.