Quirky Romancer Gifts

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"So, do you come here often?"

Consenting Adults.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"You need a mint."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Looks like someone got lucky."