Quirky Romancer Gifts

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Storage Unit of Love

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Banana Smoothie

Consenting Adults.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."