Quirky Romancers T-Shirts

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

'He's maturing early.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Storage Unit of Love

Consenting Adults.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"You need a mint."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."