Quirky Romance T-Shirts

'First, we'll try a placebo.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'It was love at first sight Mum: Who could resist such a handsome fellow ?'

'Armed robbers are sexy and exciting, but kleptomaniacs make the best providers.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Graffitti.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Face Mask Romance

Banana Smoothie

Storage Unit of Love

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"So, do you come here often?"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Consenting Adults.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'