Quirky Romantics Pillows

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"When a man sends ten thousand troops to attack you, it means he has a crush on you."

"You need a mint."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

First dates designed to impress.

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

"Baldo, the woman you marry only has to love you. Nothing else matters."

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Consenting Adults.

Tunnel of Dove.

'Simon only likes to make love when there's an R in the month.'

You look like my kind of man.

"Oh... Was that you knocking?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

"Yeah, I'm dyslexic."

Postman proposing to a maid in a letter

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"