Quirky Experiences Lover Gifts

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

#1 Jerk-off

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."

"Always standing out from the crowd."

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

'What your Christmas tree says about you.'