Quirky Moments Lover Gifts

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

Woman Dancing.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Chair massages.

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

Helena Bonham Carter

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"Always standing out from the crowd."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

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