Quirky Moments Seeker Gifts

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Hay Rides $10

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Chair massages.

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Desert Island Water skiing.

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

Face painting vs bottom painting

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Tiny Dinosaur.

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

Wake me at the end of today's comic strip. And make sure its hilarious.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

Woman Dancing.

Why can't you just shake after a bath like a normal dog?

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)