Funny Moments Seeker Gifts

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

A child stares at a spotted dog with the same pattern on its fur as his mother's dress.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Malfunctioning geyser

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

Dog on skates.

'And...?'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Working from home

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Man pelted with golf balls.

Austin gets butt dialed.

'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

'Wow!' (Little boy looking up mannequin's skirt."