Hilarious Moments Seeker Gifts

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Malfunctioning geyser

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

'And...?'

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Working from home

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

The Drinker.

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Man pelted with golf balls.

Austin gets butt dialed.

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

'Wow!' (Little boy looking up mannequin's skirt."

A child stares at a spotted dog with the same pattern on its fur as his mother's dress.