Comedic Moments Seeker Gifts

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

How cats see their home

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Dog on skates.

"I brought popcorn..."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"Wrong hole!"

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

"I'm trying to find the end of this roll of tape ..."

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

'All I see is red ink!'

Sale! Everything Must Go!

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

Party Video

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.