Comedic Moment Lover Gifts

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"The blow drier is broken."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"I brought popcorn..."

Dog on skates.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

Working from home

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

Sale! Everything Must Go!

The Drinker.

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Party Video

"It's a bird! It's a plane!..."

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'

Eye of Providence in a bank's security cameras.