Comedic Moment Lover Mugs

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

Dog on skates.

"I brought popcorn..."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

Working from home

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

Sale! Everything Must Go!

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

The Drinker.

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Party Video

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

Eye of Providence in a bank's security cameras.

'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'

"It's a bird! It's a plane!..."

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

"Gee whizz, Mr. Curtis, a million dollars isn't old!"