Comedic Situations Lover Mugs

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Knife-thrower.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

Receptionist takes managing director a cup of coffee/tea, finds him having sex with someone, leaves, then comes back with two cups of coffee/tea.

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

'Gesundheit!'

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."