Comedic Situations Lover Pillows

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Knife-thrower.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

Apex Piano Movers

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

Receptionist takes managing director a cup of coffee/tea, finds him having sex with someone, leaves, then comes back with two cups of coffee/tea.

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'Gesundheit!'