Comedic Moments Fan Gifts

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"It's a bird! It's a plane!..."

"What the hell took so long?"

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Knife-thrower.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"Any luck"

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I brought popcorn..."

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

Look at you. The vacant stare

Sale! Everything Must Go!

'Are we nearly ready for a family argument yet, dad?'

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

"After this, miss Darrow, tell your boyfriend to meet you for lunch at the front entrance like everyone else."

I've got something to tell you, Axel, but it's kind of upsetting, so you should really be sitting down. So

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

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'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'

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