Comedic Moments Hunter Gifts

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

Colonel Bagshot.

Dog on skates.

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"I brought popcorn..."

Shooting in Ireland

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

'Rusty, do it like everyone else, will you!'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

Sale! Everything Must Go!

No hunting sign: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'Do you hunt bear?'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'I do wish manufactures would supply products with plugs already attached.'

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'