Comedic Moments Gifts

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Sale! Everything Must Go!

Double Saxophone

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Dog on skates.

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"I brought popcorn..."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

I'm beginning to think that the expensive super HD TV we bought that would be just like 'looking through a window' actually IS a window!"

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

Apex Piano Movers

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

'Who screened the career day speakers, Ms Phelps?'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'