Comedic Moments Pillows

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Sale! Everything Must Go!

Double Saxophone

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"I brought popcorn..."

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Dog on skates.

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

I'm beginning to think that the expensive super HD TV we bought that would be just like 'looking through a window' actually IS a window!"

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

'Who screened the career day speakers, Ms Phelps?'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

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