Comedic Moment Collector Pillows

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Surf Casting

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

To diet or not...?

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Private View.

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"I brought popcorn..."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Dog on skates.

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

'And...?'

Authentic signed Holy Grail