Comedic Moment Enthusiast Pillows

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"You heading south again this summer?"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"I brought popcorn..."

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Dog on skates.

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."