Comedic Hunter Gifts

Shooting in Ireland

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Surf Casting

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

Lambo

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Private View.

Man fights with his shadow.

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"Wrong hole!"

Man catching shark with his foot

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Donald Trump Christmas card

No 2 Hook

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Missing.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"