Comedic Hunting Enthusiast Gifts

Machine Gun Hunting

Wedding Day Itinerary.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Been waiting long?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Now cut that out!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'