Comedic Hunting Enthusiast Pillows

Machine Gun Hunting

Wedding Day Itinerary.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Been waiting long?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now cut that out!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Shooting in Ireland

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."