Hunting Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Deer Season Open.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Computers affect real life.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Fishing Holes

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

Colonel Bagshot.

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'