Humorist In Hunting Pillows

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Deer Season Open.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Burnout Syndrome...

Spot Quiz....

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Nasty sunburn."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Wall Street...

"Namasteak"