Hunter Humorist Pillows

'Kicks a little.'

"Never hunt when you're hungry."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

Track & Field & Stream

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

'Sounds like that duck is right on top of us.'

Smiley

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Careful! There's a hunter hiding in that bush over there!"

To lure you prey in, set an appropriate decoy.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Burnout Syndrome...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'