Hunting Humorists Pillows

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Burnout Syndrome...

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Soccer coach of the year.

"Nasty sunburn."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."