Humor Hunting Pillows

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Piranhaclaus

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Garden variety allergies."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.