Ironic Humor Hunter Pillows

'I do wish manufactures would supply products with plugs already attached.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Garden variety allergies."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Burnout Syndrome...

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Nasty sunburn."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."