Ironic Humor Seeker Pillows

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

Torture Chamber.

'Fighting broke out today between rival U. N. peacekeeping factions....'

'Welcome to the art tour of Trescott Industries.This is the portrait of founder Atherton M. Trescott. The tour is over.

'The mincer's busted!'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

True confession

"Oh, crap. Another worthless scrap of tin!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Fetch.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Runaway Horse

Transylvanian backpackers.

Giraffe Umbrella

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."