Iconic Humor Seeker Pillows

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Starbucks Siren

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.