Ironic Joke Seeker Pillows

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Family members!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Farmer and FIsherman

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Static cling."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

The Red Carpet

Drinking Companions

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Eurydice in prison

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...