Quirky Joke Seeker Pillows

Brazilian Squirrels

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Family members!

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Farmer and FIsherman

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Static cling."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)