Quirky Humor Seeker Pillows

Writers Strike

'...And six pickled eggs please.'

The Mostly Invisible Man

How to reach us.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Oh, quit your sulking, Prescott...you can be the head in the jar next week!"

Next Mirage 5 Miles

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Does the fish stink?'

Man inside Hippo - 'It's warm in here and I don't have to pay rent..'

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

Cow plays fetch with udders.

"Hey mister, you got chocolate?"

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"Damn, you are smooth."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Who can we notify in case of emergency other than Josephine Bonaparte?'

"You should not trust an atom. They make up EVERYTHING!"

'Well, why aren't there any prizes for talking dogs?'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Drinking Companions

'How are your corns?'

Caution! Pedestrian Crossing Ahead.

'I'm going south if that's any use?'

Robot squirrel chasing nuts.

Will work for a wedgie

"And tell me Monsieur, why did they call you 'Le Petomaine'?"

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Rubik's Cube....

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."