Quirky Humor Seeker Gifts

Writers Strike

The Mostly Invisible Man

'...And six pickled eggs please.'

How to reach us.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Oh, quit your sulking, Prescott...you can be the head in the jar next week!"

Man inside Hippo - 'It's warm in here and I don't have to pay rent..'

'Does the fish stink?'

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Next Mirage 5 Miles

Chicken Funeral Planning.

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Cow plays fetch with udders.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"Hey mister, you got chocolate?"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Damn, you are smooth."

'Who can we notify in case of emergency other than Josephine Bonaparte?'

"You should not trust an atom. They make up EVERYTHING!"

'Well, why aren't there any prizes for talking dogs?'

STEVE BUSCEMI

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Drinking Companions

'How are your corns?'

Snowman eating salad cuts into carrot nose.

Caution! Pedestrian Crossing Ahead.

'I'm going south if that's any use?'

Robot squirrel chasing nuts.

Will work for a wedgie