Humor Hunters Pillows

"Not in front of the crew!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

'Crazy bastard.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

A Club Sandwitch.

Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Dog stranded on the ocean feels the call of nature.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

"This boat is aptly named."

"Sure, I can change a twenty. Do you want candy canes or peppermint swirls?"

Life in the Time of Coronavirus. . .

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"Okay, I get it! When your friend leaves the room, you stop talking, Ay?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Ever done time?"

'You're breaking up.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

Snowman stops take-off (as Tiananmen Square tank)

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Early rodeo - for some reason, mammoth busting never caught on.

Detox meets Botox.

'...and why should I say 'Thank you' to a dumb pooch for Pete's sake?'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Joker in jail

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'