Humor Hunters Pillows

"Not in front of the crew!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

A Club Sandwitch.

'Crazy bastard.'

Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

Dog stranded on the ocean feels the call of nature.

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

Snowman stops take-off (as Tiananmen Square tank)

Detox meets Botox.

'You're breaking up.'

Early rodeo - for some reason, mammoth busting never caught on.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'...and why should I say 'Thank you' to a dumb pooch for Pete's sake?'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Joker in jail

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"Sure, I can change a twenty. Do you want candy canes or peppermint swirls?"

"Ever done time?"

"This boat is aptly named."

Life in the Time of Coronavirus. . .

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Telephone Reciever In Mouse Hole

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"