Comedy Hunters Pillows

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Piranhaclaus

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Garden variety allergies."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'