Comedy Hunters Pillows

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Clown on bike.

'The circle is complete!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Piranhaclaus

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'