Comedic Hunters Pillows

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Surf Casting

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Lambo

Private View.

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Shooting in Ireland

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"Wrong hole!"

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

Donald Trump Christmas card

Man catching shark with his foot

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Missing.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'