Comedic Hunting Chaos Pillows

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Shooting in Ireland

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

Racing road signs

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'Do you have something in mind?'

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Do you have an appointment, sir?'

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."

Argentea Vulgaris

'This is a Father's Day party that will scar you for life.'